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The "Lanky Legend" Dating Profile ?
“Searching for my Forever Plus-One. Must love snacks and long naps.”
About Me:
I’m a young professional (1–2 years old) currently specializing in Advanced Shadowing. At 75 lbs, I’m mostly legs and vibes. I’m the kind of guy who’s happy to entertain himself with a toy while you’re on a Zoom call, as long as I can see you from my "office" (the rug).
My Ideal Sunday:
Three rounds of fetch in the backyard followed by a total structural collapse on the living room floor. I’m a medium-energy guy—I’ve got the sprint, but I’ve mastered the flop.
What I’m Looking For:
A human who appreciates a good head-tilt and isn’t afraid of a "leaner." If you have two hands and a willingness to provide a full-body scratching rub-down, we’re already soulmates.
Fun Fact:
I can rest my chin on your desk without even standing up. It’s a height advantage I use strictly for moral support (and checking on your sandwich).
My Love Language:
Physical touch (scritches) and Quality Time (being in the same room as you).
Swipe Right if:
You need a coworker who never hits "Reply All" and always thinks your jokes are funny.
Jingles is a fun, good boy who would do best in a home without cats but would love another dog to play with.
Interested in adding Jingles to your family? Apply at www.shelterfriends.org.







